Christians celebrate Easter for the resurrection of Jesus. Apparently, government agencies also resurrect themselves regularly. In this case, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, running out of Jihadists to apprehend, now sees fit to protect us from, you guessed it, chocolate kinder eggs. Don't you dare try and second guess government's parenting tactics and import one of these into the United States, as Mark Steyn did:
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